Mac Breaks

We've all had applications unexpectedly quit, so it only seems logical that "supplemental" applications would unexpectedly launch in their places. 

Thanks, Ben Grossmann, for the inspiration!

In the Process

If you are as impatient as me, you certainly have attempted to shut down the computer while it is already in the process of shutting down. The Mac responds politely by stating, "The command could not be completed because you have already chosen Shut Down or Restart. Wait until the computer finishes shutting down or restarting, quit all applications, and choose Shut Down or Restart again." I'm sure Steve Jobs reassures his stockholders using the same logic.

Premature Release

As embarrassing as it is, we have all experienced premature release at some point in our lives.  That cursor can be so sensitive some times, one could easily let go at the wrong moment and make a mess of their work.  And, like the cartoon, life can be frustrating when you have to wait a long time to try again.

HyperCard

Apple's HyperCard was a great little program that let regular people like you and me create interactive presentations for the Mac. As applications like PowerPoint and the Internet have become more popular, HyperCard has all but vanished, and is now rolled into QuickTime in some obscure way. Ritalin is that medicine for hyper kids with Attention Deficit Disorder, which makes this cartoon funny.

Easy Install

Easy Install can sometimes be anything but easy. Sometimes a third-party software developer will chose to include helpful Apple Extensions like ColorSync and AppleScript in their installer. While they may be current versions at the time the software was created, these Extensions will surely be outdated by the time you decide to reinstall your application a few years later. I always chose a Custom Install, but if you've accidentally installed outdated duplicate Apple Extensions, here's a hint—remove the one with the earlier creation date, (it will usually have a ™symbol).