Microsoft is so confident with the ease-of-use of their next generation operating system, Windows XP, that they are retiring Clippy, the world's most annoying Help Menu sprite! Where will he go? What will he do? He could always help restart crashed iMacs. Or maybe Apple has work for him in the Floppy Ejection Department.
Thank you, Christopher Argiropoulos, for the Clippy gag!
And the old Easter egg bonus "clip":